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Shut Down Serenades from the Crimson Moon Tavern

Vollsanger laments how many diseases he is experiencing - tactfully did not write a verse for Covid - too early !


Version arranged and sung by Vollsanger

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Disease Song

Syphilis!
How the hell did I get this?
Cuts like razors when I take a piss.
Oh I believe in Syphilis.

Suddenly,
I'm diagnosed with HIV
From copulating with a chimpanzee.
Oh STD came suddenly.

Is there something wrong?
I don't know, they wouldn't say.
Oh, I feel so ill.
How I long to be OK.

Leprosy!
I'm only half the man I used to be.
Another bit has fallen off of me.
Oh I believe in Leprosy.

Dysentery!
I think I've had a lobotomy!
Feels like the world has just dropped out of me.
Oh I believe in Dysentery.

Could be something's wrong.
I don't know, they wouldn't say.
Now I feel so ill.
How I long to be OK.

Colds and 'flu!
What am I supposed to do?
They say I've got it 'cause I went "Ahchoo!"
Oh I believe in colds and 'flu.

Gonorrhoea!
It all started with a queer.
Now green stuff's dripping out of here.
Oh I believe in Gonorrhoea.

Is there something wrong?
I don't know, they wouldn't say.
Oh, I feel so ill.
How I long to be OK.

credits

from Shut - Down Serenades (The Funnies), released May 25, 2020
Original Tune - Yesterday - Composed byJohn Lennon and Paul McCartney
Sony/ATV Tunes LLC dba ATV o/b/o ATV (Northern Songs Catalog)

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Vollsanger Llanelli, UK

From the frozen wastes of Northern Norsca, Vollsanger was a Skald of the old tradition - a Bard schooled in the ancient songs and epic tales.
From the Skadi Mountains he found the Crimson Moon Tavern in a glade.

Seeing a new challenge, Vollsanger found a new life - selling a song for a copper and and entertaining the people in strange new lands

Winner of LARP Awards Bard of the Year 2018 - ... more

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